Japanese Porn Star Directs Strangest Commercial of 2017

NSFW: Japanese Porn Star Directs Strangest Commercial Of 2017
(Source: Bonx / YouTube)

And it stars Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un becoming BFFs!

Okay, let me take a step back to explain. Bonx.

Bonx Grip is a neat little hands-free walkie-talkie device that was designed with extreme athletes in mind. The durable earpiece fits on your ear like workout headphones so they stay in place, and there’s a built in speaker that’s voice activated. It lets you listen and talk to others while keeping your hands free to do other things, like base jumping or climbing the face of Yosemite’s El Capitan. Because texting on a smartphone isn’t wise when death is on the line.

Anywho, pop-culture site Kai You broke the news that Bonx decided to let a popular Japanese porn actress direct Bonx’s newest promo video. And so, Mana Sakura, in her directorial debut created this wonderful piece of obscura maxima.

Don’t worry, the video is PG.

Yes, that is indeed fake Donald Trump becoming best buds with fake Kim Jong-un via Bonx headsets.

The video opens with Kim Jong-un on a¬†fishing boat, surrounded with several military personnel, and it turns out he’s having a nice chat with Donald Trump, who has a long banner of flags dangling from his nostril for some unimaginable reason. The two share kind words as the bizarre bromance continues.

Finally, the commercial ends with Trump and Un posing for a photo together, as Bonx’s slogan, Let’s Be Friends displays across the screen.

How utterly odd. I like it!

WARNING :: NSFW

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(Source: Wikimedia Commons)

This, kiddos, is what you get when you let porn starts direct. But not just any porn star, mind you! Mana Sakura has appeared in several mainstream Japanese films, but according to sources, she’s better known for her work in classic adult titles, such as:

  • Enforced Semen Management Straddling Queen
  • Restraint Giant Cock Fierce Piston Cumming Hell
  • The More Suffocation, the Better It Feels
  • One Jet-Black Candle Full-Body Soaring Sensitivity! Densely Devoured Sex with Extra-Honed Nerves

I only wish I had the creative prowess to come up with titles like these. They’re absolutely priceless.

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