I’ll be the first to admit, I’ve had a number of god-awful hangovers. And in those times of “please dear God, kill me” pain, I have consumed some crazy food. Lasagna and waffles? Life changing. I know the shame of looking a waitress in the eye and ordering seven servings of hash browns. But today, the folks at Nissin Ramen must have had the mother of all hangovers, because they invented something horrifyingly beautiful—pizza Cup Noodles! Gaze upon its glory!