Sure, some video game creators spend hundreds of thousands (or even millions) of dollars to create environments that replicate real life, all the way down to the branding of its weaponry. These games are incredible because they get you as close to realistic action as most of us will ever see. That’s not what this post is about.
Other creators opt for weapons that are so fantastical, so unrealistic you play specifically for the fantasy of the tool. In my opinion, these creators are pure genius.
When are you going to be able to kick someone’s ass with a pepper grinder? Probably, never.
How about a foam sports finger? (Ok, I’ve tried that one.)
My day has been forever MADE thanks to this complete list of obscenely bizarre weaponry provided by MotherBoard. My personal favorite?… Mr. Toot.